To whom it may concern;

To whom it may concern;

I saw you yesterday in your nightshirt, blue robe, and fluffy slippers walking down the street; hair all a mess as if you had just rolled out of bed. Nightshirts, robes, and slippers are not meant to be paraded around in my dear. Next time you want to go for a walk, please put some decent clothes on. The same message applies to all of you girls who began wearing pajama bottoms and slippers to Lincoln Center's Starbucks and Noah's bagels. This type of clothing was intended for a select group of people to see you in not Joe Public.

Sincerely,
Total Stranger